Concerning

"I think my upper lip is overheating."

-D. Ray

Such is life...

"Most of the time good people are lame and fun people are naughty."

-RTJ

That's jacked up

"Guess who got jacked up from the back, on his way to Boston?"

-Jeff C.

Vegas Security?

"There was nothing secure about him except his codpiece"

-Juliet