Life in AdWords

"I want to make sweet sweet money with you. But no cuddling after."

-Christina A.

Company Love

"What would your expectations be for 'love'?"

-Company meeting

Bull Crap

"She's not actually eating bull crap...just so you know."

-Bill Tickner

Google Continues to Amaze

"Google is so big. It's like a dinosaur."

-Dr. Wayne

"Don't be an old Persian woman."

-Christina Chang

Disco Disco!

"You wouldn't happen to have the tools to hang a disco ball, would you?"

-Bill Tickner