The Un-importance of Hello Kitty

"I know Hello Kitty has no role in The Cause."
-Maryam Brooks

Thanksgiving Day Family Photo

"When I took group picture, your face looked like Muppet."
-Persian family member who shall remain nameless (not my dad).

New Moon

"I saw New Moon. It was horrible. And I really don't understand why their is a debate [between Jacob and Edward.] Jacob seems the clear choice, seriously. If I had a daughter I'd be much happier if she were team jacob."
-DD

Old school business time

"Dude, I'm pretty sure my mom was a skank."
-Anonymous

Johnny Utah

"I'm very glad to know Johnny Utah is stumbling home drunk."

-Aaron Yates

Concerning

"I think my upper lip is overheating."

-D. Ray

Such is life...

"Most of the time good people are lame and fun people are naughty."

-RTJ